My thoughts feel heavy and like my brain is crunching on them. Causing this headache. Crunchy thoughts. Chewy tight brain. I want someone to gently remove my head and pour purified, fresh, stream water that is warm from the sun through all the cracks and crusty crevices in my head. Swab with care behind my eyeballs. Let them air dry in a tropical location then tenderly replace them. Maybe, while they're at it, they could remove my neck muscles and beat them with a meat cleaver till they are limp and inoffensive. Then slick my neck skin back over the muscles, drip the last of the clean water from my brain, screw my eyes back in, and respectfully replace my head.
My headache-free head.
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